Walmart charges cookie-eating employee with felony theft

In one of those "you gotta be kidding stories", Walmart has charged an 8-year employee with felony theft for admitting she ate about "one or two packs a week" of Oreos, taking them off the shelf and eating them on the job.  Hmm, glad to see Walmart is protecting us from such dangerous felons, never mind that Walmart Mexico bribed everybody in sight and the CEO even knew about it.  Of course, he never went to jail, just the Oreo thief.