NSA Targets Elves and Orcs

This has to be the most bizarre news story of the day.  The Guardian is reporting that the NSA somehow believed terrorists might be lurking in the hordes of innocent gamers, so naturally they had to do something, not being content with capturing most of the internet traffic already, they had to become Elves and Pixies to root out the terrorists!  One unnamed analyst was given the task of writing up the justification, with comical rationale.

A 2007 invitation to a secret internal briefing noted "terrorists use online games – but perhaps not for their amusement. They are suspected of using them to communicate secretly and to transfer funds." But the agencies had no evidence to support their suspicions. 

This sounded like such fun that the UK's GCHQ, the FBI, CIA, and the Defense Humint Service had to develop their own programs to stem this deadly menace.  Now we know what those folks are doing at work. 

In fact, so crowded were the virtual worlds with staff from the different agencies, that there was a need to try to "deconflict" their efforts – or, in other words, to make sure each agency wasn't just duplicating what the others were doing.
By the end of 2008, such efforts had produced at least one usable piece of intelligence, according to the documents: following the successful takedown of a website used to trade stolen credit card details, the fraudsters moved to Second Life – and GCHQ followed, having gained their first "operational deployment" into the virtual world. This, they noted, put them in touch with an "avatar [game character] who helpfully volunteered information on the target group's latest activities". 

The agencies had other concerns about games, beyond their potential use by terrorists to communicate. Much like the pressure groups that worry about the effect of computer games on the minds of children, the NSA expressed concerns that games could be used to "reinforce prejudices and cultural stereotypes", noting that Hezbollah had produced a game called Special Forces 2.

Well if we needed some comic relief in the never ending trove of Edward Snowden and the masters of spycraft, this will do for today.